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One of the big reasons these guys get into trouble in the first place is that they have nothing to do. In particular, they don't work. They have no jobs, and they don't have much of an inclination to find one. Blame it on pop culture, which shows celebs constantly relaxing and partying, or blame it on their parents for being lazy asses themselves. Whoever you blame, though, these guys need to shape up. They are adults, and the sooner they begin acting like it the better off the rest of us will be.